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Tag: Humor

Best. Paper. Ever.

Best. Paper. Ever.

By Eric Pazdziora December 3, 2010 4 Comments on Best. Paper. Ever.

Our sources assure us that this study was published in a peer-reviewed journal. Certainly the research appears to have been exhaustive. Or exhausting.   Tip-o'-the-hat to Grasping Reality with Both Hands.  

Some Good Advice

Some Good Advice

By Eric Pazdziora January 2, 2013 November 26, 2010 2 Comments on Some Good Advice

From Terry Pratchett’s The Wee Free Men: Miss Tick sniffed. “You could say this advice is priceless,” she said. “Are you listening?” “Yes,” said Tiffany. “Good. Now…if you trust in yourself…” “Yes?” “…and believe in your dreams…” “Yes?” “…and follow

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Well, That Answers That…

Well, That Answers That…

By Eric Pazdziora August 19, 2010

via pleated-jeans

Literally Noir

Literally Noir

By Eric Pazdziora July 5, 2011 August 4, 2010 5 Comments on Literally Noir

The streets of the city are always dark, especially when it’s raining. And they just put a fresh coat of grime down 67th street. It got all over my office window. Not that you can see anything out my office

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Department of “Wait, What?”

Department of “Wait, What?”

By Eric Pazdziora May 28, 2010 2 Comments on Department of “Wait, What?”

Ring… Ring… “Hello, Department of ‘Wait, What?’.” “Yeah, it’s me. Hey, it’s been a long time since I did a ‘Stuff and Nonsense’ post, and I think I’d like to put in some ‘Wait, What?’.” “We’ve got that. What would

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Happy National Grammar Day!

Happy National Grammar Day!

By Eric Pazdziora March 23, 2010 March 4, 2010 1 Comment on Happy National Grammar Day!

March 4 is National Grammar Day! Hooray! Unfortunately, I don’t have time to do a hilarious hagiography like I did last year, or much of anything really, being too busy correcting grammar for a living. So here’s the next best

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Five People You Won’t Meet in Heaven (And One You Might)

Five People You Won’t Meet in Heaven (And One You Might)

By Eric Pazdziora March 2, 2011 January 11, 2010

by Eric M. Pazdziora Many different people believe that if you are a Christian you will go to heaven… If this is so, that means that Fred Phelps will go to heaven. When you consider that non-Christians don't, that would

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Rudolph’s Revenge: A Fractured Christmas Fable

Rudolph’s Revenge: A Fractured Christmas Fable

By Eric Pazdziora December 9, 2009 December 9, 2009

* * * * * * * * “Yes,” my visitor told me, glowering over the steam of his warm Christmas toddy.  “The whole thing was the fault of the reindeer.” “Reindeer?”  I said. “You know: Dasher and Dancer, Prancer

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Christian Album Covers: The Hall of Silliness

Christian Album Covers: The Hall of Silliness

By Eric Pazdziora December 9, 2009 October 15, 2009 9 Comments on Christian Album Covers: The Hall of Silliness

This is an oldie but goodie from my archives; it also got featured on Revelife.com to general hilarity. It’s been on my mind again as I’m trying to decide what to put on the cover of my forthcoming CD. I

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