‘Tis the season: On the first day of Kitschmas, The Crescat gave to us the Tackiest Nativity Scene Contest!
You know things are going to get interesting when they start out like this:
That’s not even the half of it. Follow the link above for more Yuletide cheer!
And here are a few I found and submitted after just a few minutes of Googling:
I could say “Meowy Catmas,” but even I won’t stoop to puns that bad.
Awww, cheer up, guys! All dogs go to heaven!
“Nativity Soap.” ‘Nuff said. I hope it’s scented with Frankincense and Myrrh.
Bu…. bu… bu…. bu…. Okay, now I’m just too scared to make a pun.
And it’s not really Christmas until you’ve eaten the Holy Family.
[Optional "sweet baby Jesus" joke in this space.]
The scary thing was how easy they were to find, and after a few minutes of this I stopped, too frightened to contemplate what I would uncover next.
Spread the Kitschmas cheer with even more awful Nativity scenes– or submit your own to the contest– at the original post! Thanks, Crescat!
Not cheese?
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