Dec 222011

Welcome back to our annual celebration of Kitschmas!

Today’s theme is: Nativity scenes made of things that should not be used to make Nativity scenes. Brace yourselves….


You never sausage a nativity! It’s made of bacon, yet it’s still in bad taste!

(Sorry. I know that jokes that bad aren’t kosher.)


What child is this? None of your beeswax.


This one is made of baloney. Sometimes this gig is just too easy.


Question: What’s a good song about a nativity that’s made of butter?
Answer: A whey in a manger.

Ba dum bum ching.


A tasteful minimalist design, probably on sale at your local IKEA. I’m starting to think that these aren’t too bad this time around. In fact, I could almost say….






Join us again tomorrow for part 3 of our series, after which it will be boiled in its own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through its heart.

  • Carrie-Ann Biondi

    Innocently following the lead from Jenna’s blog, I came upon what one of your tag descriptors rightly calls ‘abominations’–and one sausage-and-bacon-decorated-pile-of-saurkraut abomination nearly made me lose my dinner…. D’oh! What were these folks thinking?!?

    The saving grace is the touch of much-deserved humor you’ve brought to these dubiously inspired constructs, Eric. Thanks!!

    • You’re welcome, Carrie-Ann! Thanks for your comment. It’s amazing, and somewhat disturbing, how much really bizarre stuff is out there.

  • Jen Owen
    • … Words fail.