Because we all could use something funny this week:
1. Tax Advice
Failblog reports that the following appears on the IRS website:
Living in Chicago, I have to admit I’m not entirely surprised, but still… doesn’t this explain so much about our political system?
And in case you were wondering, yes, it’s totally real. There’s also this: “Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.” You too, Mr. Capone.
2. Speaking of Politics…
Do you ever wonder why some folks say the Democrats are trying to force us into socialism or communism… but the Republicans are the ones who live in Red States?
3. Curiouser and Curiouser
(via Criggo)
4. Fortune Cookies, part 1
The slogan in my first fortune cookie informs us:
To which I am compelled to add, “And if you don’t believe me, look it up for yourself!”
5. Fortune Cookies, part 2
The slogan in my second fortune cookie informs us:
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
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@ericpazdziora 
These are great. Needed a good laugh today. My guys also enjoyed them.