May 282010
 

Ring… Ring…

“Hello, Department of ‘Wait, What?’.”

“Yeah, it’s me. Hey, it’s been a long time since I did a ‘Stuff and Nonsense’ post, and I think I’d like to put in some ‘Wait, What?’.”

“We’ve got that. What would you like?”

“How about politics?”

Source: ProbablyBadNews.com

“I just remembered why I don’t like to talk politics.”

“OK, how about a regular news report, then?”

Source: http://criggo.com/2010/05/15/thats-a-lot-of-tv/

“That explains quite a bit, actually, but it’s kind of depressing.”

“Oh, you only think that because you haven’t seen our latest installment in marketing.”

Source: FriendsofIrony.com

“Great, now I’m really depressed. What have you got to cheer me up?”

“Some people find comfort in religion.”

Source: Criggo.com

“But what about people who think religion is full of contradictions?”

“We’ve got something for them too.”

Source: FailBlog

“So contradictions are just a part of life. That sounds like an interesting personal philosophy or inspirational slogan or something.”

“Aha! Then I’ve got just the perfect thing for you…”

Source: EngrishFunny.com

“Wait…. What?

“Glad to be of salvage. Have a diagonal day.”

  • Those are great! Thanks for the laugh, but now I’d better get back to watching my daily 27 hours of TV.

  • Wait–what?