The Best Road

or, If God Has a Wonderful Plan for My Life, Why Am I Suffering?

From my files: September 2008.

My long-time readers know that the best way to get a post out of me is for somebody to ask me a thoughtful question.  That hasn’t happened as much lately as it used to, but the other [...]

Happy National Grammar Day!

March 4 is National Grammar Day! Hooray!

Unfortunately, I don’t have time to do a hilarious hagiography like I did last year, or much of anything really, being too busy correcting grammar for a living. So here’s the next best thing: What would a grammar holiday be without some rousing choruses of Schoolhouse Rock? Bet [...]

Giving up Self-Denial for Lent?

Today on a blog that discusses issues of spiritual abuse– the blog in question is directed to survivors of a high-control group that puts a lot of emphasis on finding God through physical suffering, righteous living, and other forms of legalism– a very interesting question was raised in this post:

If you purposely choose to practice [...]

Heavens! A St. Peter Joke with Good Theology!

Good heavens! Rev. Bosco Peters of Liturgy.co.nz has gone and found it. It’s a St. Peter joke (you know, this guy dies and goes to the pearly gates and he meets St. Peter and St. Peter says….) that actually has good theology. Well, for a St. Peter joke. Have a gander:

A man dies and goes [...]

By Any Other Name....

A while ago, I was paging through the books at a Christian bookstore when I came across one called 101 Reasons You Can Believe: Why the Christian Faith Makes Sense.  The author, Ralph O. Muncaster, presents an assortment of things that he believes point to the truth of Christianity.  Some were [...]

“I Have a Sign”: Answering Spiritual Abusers According to Their Folly

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“Are you looking for a sign from God? This is it.” — seen on too many church signs

In the popular imagination, Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist “Church” probably deserve their status as the archetypal hateful ultra-fundamentalist spiritual abusers. (They’re the ones who popularized the infamous slogan, “God hates [anti-homosexual slur redacted]s.”) For reasons unfathomable [...]

Music Geekery: Other Things Being Unequal

Not long ago on the always interesting and uber-nerdy Language Log, Mark Liberman directed readers’ attention to a recent paper supposedly studying what gives music its emotional resonance (Daniel L. Bowling et al., “Major and minor music compared to excited and subdued speech“, Journal of the Acoustical [...]

Five People You Won't Meet in Heaven (And One You Might)

by Eric M. Pazdziora

Many different people believe that if you are a Christian you will go to heaven… If this is so, that means that Fred Phelps will go to heaven. When you consider that non-Christians don’t, that would mean that Phelps would go but not Princess Di and M. Gandhi. Is this fair?

–J. M., [...]

“You Might Be a Sadducee If…”

[From my archives.]

Ah, those good old Pharisees.  They’ve been dead and gone for centuries, yet we never tire of talking about the dangers of their beliefs.  I’ve lost count of the number of sermons I’ve heard, articles I’ve seen, and books I’ve read that in some way or another caution the Christians of modern days [...]

Joy to the World (Psalm 98)

“The Messiah’s Coming and Kingdom”
Isaac Watts (1674-1748)

Psalm 98:4-8

One of our best-loved Christmas carols isn’t really about Christmas.(Technically, it isn’t even a carol.)
It’s one of a set of paraphrases of the book of psalms, converted into hymn form
by the 17th-century “Father of English [...]